Nellie sez why a door

Nellie Bellie Baby D. "Why do they get their own door?"

I know this sounds like I'm always picking on them, but fair is fair. Humans have doors, but I can't go out unless they open it. Makes sense. Being Queen I don't have to open doors. My humans understand that. I'm still training them, but there is more and more progress every couple of weeks. That's good I hope. Anyway the retards in the house have a door of their own. Yeah, in the hallway. Wondering if they earned it or if humans are to lazy to open it or if I'm just more deserving to have them open doors for me. I don't care though! Dogs are more special than cats are. We should have our own door in the house to. And they rub it in my face. They think I don't care, but really I do. If I could just go in that door and see why or what is so interesting. As a matter of fact I could do just that. No retard cat is going to stop me. I'm awfully big though. Not sure if I will fit. Do I want to risk it and get stuck. Then laughed at. Meow. Meow, Meow. That's laughter I could live without. Walk and think is what I'll do. Thinking, oh look Garfield is sleeping over there. Walking, oh and look there. Mia passed out cold from eating to much canned food. Thinking, walking, thinking. Thinking! Done! Zoie never hears anything when she is sleeping and there she lays far from their "special" door. Running, running, quietly running, her I am! Look both ways before crossing this line.......head goes in.......looking......listening...What! Poop? They have a private bathroom here? Oh how disgusting is this. Their so called "box" needs a dump truck taken to it. Di..sgu...sti..ng! With a capital Gross. I don't want a door after all. Hope no one ever knows I was even questioning it around here. Gross me out. I need a bath now, that smell is in my nose. Yuck!

P.S. Diary reminder-When my humans open that door for me roll around in the mud to get a bath. Cat odor is going to make me throw up!

Author: Nellie Bellie Baby D.

Lynnette dewalt

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